Shit the Boss Says

I shouldn’t be packing without drinking a beer. 

It’s like walking through life without love.

I like fresh pussy…fresh like peaches.

When I don’t know I go for blunt insertion.

Omg why is everyone driving like they are steering with their taint

If I’m going to cheat on you, I might as well cheat on you with you.

I’m a fucking 5-star client. 

everybody worth fucking is fucking somebody already. 

you’re putting the whore in team. 

are you a banana?

I find you a peeling

do you like whales?

because we can go hump back at my place 

did you sit in a pile of sugar?

cause you have a pretty sweet ass

do you know what my shirt is made out of?

boyfriend material

I’m not staring at your boobs…

…I’m looking into your heart

are you homework?

because I’m not doing you but I should be.