I googled bad ass man pads and got a more reasonable response.
The internet is on her period this morning.
I get unreasonably angry at you when you wear your hair up.
There better be some whores of some age to justify me waking up 11 minutes early
She makes my whoredar go off
I’m the ovary whisperer
I’m on it. I’m not even drinking and I’m making decisions like an asshole.
on hiking a steep treacherous mountain:
boss: I just pretend I’m a warewolf and run.
I’m so happy I got my porn TV back.
animals know that females are noisy bitches.
Waking up
I woke up with pussy on my chest this morning. I might not be able to make it to the office today.
(He was talking about his illegal cat)
Shit the Boss Says 