Voluntell- it’s when I volunteer you to do something I don’t want to do.
I remember clearly responding with something about whores every time, but for some reason the starving kids doesn’t stick
the only two things I can think about at the same time are your left and right tit.
Listening to Techno Elevator Music
This sounds like the fucking hold music for a gay Planned Parenthood
mornings should start with sunshine and bjs.
not sound bits that annoy you.
oh. I thought couple was a contraction of cock and cunt.
how are all your holes?
we’ve been eating like nerdy Ethiopians
I do not automatically think she’s a cunt
That’s generally considered a positive sentiment.
you know, foo-fooey granola shit…
…hobbits running around everywhere.
Shit the Boss Says 