Shit the Boss Says

It’s like a DNA researchers dream. 

Never seen so many regressive traits in one place in my life.

It’s like a McDonald’s recovery ward. 

It’s the highest concentration of non-crippled handicap people ever. 

I can literally watch these people lazy themselves black.

(Let the record show I did NOT put him on another Southwest flight)

….he says while watching a Rihanna/Drake music video.

…they are having divide by zero errors. 

…they’re all amped up on AIDS and HPV.

it’s like mosquito Ritalin.

they’re notorious for running off. like chasing a butterfly for the rest of their lives and then being like oh what the fuck and getting eaten by a bear.