on cards against humanity

  • Eleventeen year old girls 
  • Beat my shit like it owes me money
  • Regurgitated cum bubble
  • Hit it like a piñata
  • Fuck fuckety fuckfuckfuck
  • Smile like a donut 
  • Hit it like a wife that doesn’t listen
  • Felching with cholera
  • Vaginal cum fart
  • Unadulterated fuckery
  • Regoddamndiculous
  • Titrus
  • I’d let her poop on me
  • Fuck a doodle do 
  • Fucking a leprechaun in the ass while eating a unicorn’s rainbow shit
  • How to coach someone into not being a little bitch about everything 
  • My _______ is catywampus
  • Your mom has RBF
  • Steamed meat
  • Cunterrific
  • Titty fucking someone’s ass crack
  • Amazevag™
  • Black Jesus
  • Black Santa
  • Shoving a jelly jar in an anus like a glass bottom boat
  • Dwarf cum
  • Meat mullet
  • Genital oiling
  • Surprise painal 
  • Meat smuggler
  • Midget hookers
  • Dildo slapping clowns getting out of a tiny car
  • The intimacy of a prostate exam
  • The sweet sting of syphilis
  • Whore
  • Burning outside the per hole 
  • When antibiotics don’t work
  • When jazz hands lead to ejaculation
  • A bruised cervix
  • An enchanting night of _______ and stef stimulation 
  • The gratifying feeling of pulling someone else’s long hair out of your taint
  • Cock high five
  • A well groomed pussy hitler stache
  • Realizing you have to fart while receiving epic oral
  • Tongue punch my fart hole 
  • Know your role and shut your hole
  • Fucktastic
  • Cunterrific

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