Boss: I am sitting aisle and there was a couple split both on window and the wife was next to me…
…I put my head phones in immediately and surfed instagram porn.
The other aisle guy by the husband caved first, he’s next to me at the window now.
Me: you’re too big for window seats.
Boss: yup. I’m so big I don’t take Spielberg’s calls
Shit the Boss Says 